As many of you know, I shipped off my vagina to The Museum of Science. It seemed like the right decision for many reasons, and it was! I don’t have to deal with a monthly period, and I don’t cry in bed alone at night anymore.
Before my vagina made the move, she wasn’t getting any attention. She was rarely seen by me, or anyone for that matter. I had the chance to have sex, but rarely did. When you’re career focused and love sleeping, this is very typical behavior. As The Retired Lesbian, I feel there are positives to not getting any action.
Let’s take a look at 5 advantages of living a sexless life: